no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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