My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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