yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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