If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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