you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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