my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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