Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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