I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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