How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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