I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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