No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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