So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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