Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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