There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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