Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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