butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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