Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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