just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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