She announced her abortion via fbk
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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