Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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