I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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