I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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