I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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