I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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