I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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