everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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