i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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