New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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