You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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