I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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