...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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