The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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