Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Fuck appropriateness.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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