I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize