You're completely useless in the revolution.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
smell my finger.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
