I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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