Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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