Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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