We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
MIDGETS
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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