I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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