its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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