told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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