My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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