Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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