Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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