Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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