I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
vagina is talking i cant
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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