no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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