I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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