And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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