why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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