the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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