Buhtt sex?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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