my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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