I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
He felt like a one man threesome
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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