Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Randomize
